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Various Failures: The Best of mu Newsic

by Best mu Newsic

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1.
Fuck (The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Reckoning) 03:16
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The Smegma Nazis 01:33
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Why Are Your Pants Far More Temperate Than My Own Pants 02:36
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are you fucking shitting me two times in a row what is this crap nazi germany 02:14
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5.
that feel when no gf 04:10
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6.
I found a man in my asshole (Reprise) 02:20
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7.
Get Up and Get Down! (Extended Club Mix) 02:52
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8.
That Feel When - no grilfriend 02:37
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el hotel de la leche neutra 02:28
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bury the hammer 01:27
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IN CONTROL OF THE SOUL (phonky mix) 06:08
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Hey, you got it. Now some brave soul actually has to do it 01:52
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13.
No mammy pleas 04:38
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Silent Bob You're A Rude Motherfucker (But You're Cute As Hell) 01:48
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album name 05:24
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16.
Dong It If You Kong 03:47
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The Kid in the Cave (Live Extended Mix in Durban, South Africa) 02:54
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about

Best mu Newsic... A truly enigmatic band. Birthed in a tepid pool of talentless hacks, a few "great" "musicians" rose up to the challenge and created a string of smash hit albums. (They're pointing as us)

This best of collection is by no means an extensive list, but it does coagulate many of BMN's top singles from the past year. Fan favorites such as "bury the hammer" and "Fuck (The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Reckoning)" are included, to great public rejoicing. This platinum dick [editors note: disk?] spans all genres touched on by the musical dynamos: Everything except rap and country.

In this paragraph I write about popular music critics giving the album great scores. I frequently misspell their names, and have them react in cartoonish and over the top ways.

Nobody expected this compilation. It came out of nowhere, and perhaps raised more questions than it answered.
Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
Huh?
DLB RIPOFF?
And most importantly, does this mean BMN is back? Is the silence finally over? Is the fountain of tears finally running dry? Will these giants, the Adonises of music, these Einsteins of song, these Hitlers of catchy tunes, will they come back to the stage?
And to that my friends... the answer is this:

Yes.

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released October 16, 2014

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Best mu Newsic Montreal, Québec

A collective of artists operating under the label, Best mu Newsic (BMN for short). Founded in 2014 the group has had great success, releasing three #1 albums and a best selling EP. Their first album, under the moniker "Shwingo Ding Dongs and the HoHoHo Mrs. Santa Clause jambalaya faggot sesh" topped the charts, but they really hit bit with the legendary "Blind People's Blind Spots are Everywhere " ... more

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