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Samples from the best movie ever, The Dark Knight Rises

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I'm just a lonely guy with a tale to tell
This is my story so listen well
I walk into the party, never mind that's a joke
I'm in my moms basement drinking rum and cherry coke
I don't go outside and I don't have fun
I'm stuck in my room staring at grimes' bum
Looking out the window, staring at the world
I've got the feels and all I want is one girl
I'm not picky, any girl will do
As long as she's Asian, and pretty thin too
She can't talk to guys and she can't go to clubs
And she has to get excited when I check my dubs
She can't be a slut and sex can wait
But she has to %&$#& on the first date

Heh, but that's all hypothetical of course, ya know?

Hook:

I got no no no gf
I got no no no gf
I got no no no gf
I got no gf

It's not my fault, it's all because of Chad
He's taller, more handsome, and everything bad
Girls should like me, I mean I am a nice guy
And it's not because I never say "Hi"
When I see a lady my fedora I tip
But it's never even got me a kiss on the lip
What's with girls and only dating jerks?
If she was with me I swear I'd make it work
I'm still learning pickup skills from Youtube vids
That I found while browsing r slash cringe
I wear all black and fingerless gloves
I'm a real human bean, looking for love
I just want a sexy babe who'll adore me
Stay in the kitchen and cook food for me

I just want to be alpha is that too much?

Hook

That feel when no gf
Those negative emotions
I just want a qt pie
please respond

Hook

credits

from Filling God's Ass with Severed Cocks, released April 3, 2014

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Best mu Newsic Montreal, Québec

A collective of artists operating under the label, Best mu Newsic (BMN for short). Founded in 2014 the group has had great success, releasing three #1 albums and a best selling EP. Their first album, under the moniker "Shwingo Ding Dongs and the HoHoHo Mrs. Santa Clause jambalaya faggot sesh" topped the charts, but they really hit bit with the legendary "Blind People's Blind Spots are Everywhere " ... more

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